The Slim Shady LP
Eminem lyrics
Eminem lyrics
"As the World Turns Lyrics"
Chorus: Repeat 2X
I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this
Rock N' Roll Contract Lyrics
Know you can, know you can, know you can, know you can Wrapped up in a rock 'n' roll contract Lots of paper I had to sign lots of times Man told me not to worry 'bout the business Just keep on poppin' those hits Know you can, know you can, know you can, know you can Know you can, know you can, know you can, know you can Sat down in my pyramid mansion Old Martin seems to know all the chords Blew the band, I could make it without them Had the booze so I wouldn't get bored You made me your slave Whatev
bitch in gym classKnow you can, know you can, know you can, know you can Wrapped up in a rock 'n' roll contract Lots of paper I had to sign lots of times Man told me not to worry 'bout the business Just keep on poppin' those hits Know you can, know you can, know you can, know you can Know you can, know you can, know you can, know you can Sat down in my pyramid mansion Old Martin seems to know all the chords Blew the band, I could make it without them Had the booze so I wouldn't get bored You made me your slave Whatev
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
Chorus
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to mee
Heebie Jeebies Lyrics
Say, I've got the heebies, I mean the jeebies, Talking about The dance, the heebie jeebies, Do, because they're boys, Because it pleases me to be joy! Say, don't you know it? You don't know how, don't be blue, Someone will teach you; Come on, and do that dance, They call the heebie jeebies dance, Yes, ma'am, Papa's got the heebie jeebies dance! Skatting... Say, come on, now, and do that dance, They call the heebie jeebies dance, Sweet mama! Papa's got to do the heebie jeebies dance! Spoken:
ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in a
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning
Say, I've got the heebies, I mean the jeebies, Talking about The dance, the heebie jeebies, Do, because they're boys, Because it pleases me to be joy! Say, don't you know it? You don't know how, don't be blue, Someone will teach you; Come on, and do that dance, They call the heebie jeebies dance, Yes, ma'am, Papa's got the heebie jeebies dance! Skatting... Say, come on, now, and do that dance, They call the heebie jeebies dance, Sweet mama! Papa's got to do the heebie jeebies dance! Spoken:
ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in a
Melancholic Ballad For The Leftlovers Lyrics
I know I said things I shouldn't say Baby, I hope you're ok But I alsoheard things I didn't wanna hear And, baby, I'm still ok I know that living with me was sometimes hard Baby, I know that's true But it's not so simple as you think I'm feeling the same way too Please don't say that it's over Don't say that it's over Or I won't know what to do Don't say that you'll be gone Or I'll be done - I lost myself inside of you I know sometimes I might seem so ugly And maybe I really am I know that I'm not that easy to ignore When I'm really mad...
nd all I smelled was Liz ClaiborneI know I said things I shouldn't say Baby, I hope you're ok But I alsoheard things I didn't wanna hear And, baby, I'm still ok I know that living with me was sometimes hard Baby, I know that's true But it's not so simple as you think I'm feeling the same way too Please don't say that it's over Don't say that it's over Or I won't know what to do Don't say that you'll be gone Or I'll be done - I lost myself inside of you I know sometimes I might seem so ugly And maybe I really am I know that I'm not that easy to ignore When I'm really mad...
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning