Zappa Frank lyrics
Zappa Frank lyrics
"Titties and Beer Lyrics"
Mass Suicide Lyrics
In this world of morality and righteousness There are more than enough stones to be cast Pure birthed from the polluted parasites of sysematic acidity What has been reaped, I shall not sow I will uproot with impunity Again and again many will forget the ignorance Of the walking dead Buried amongst serdiment and regret One would search in vain for a half way point in this decision There is no halfway drug free conviction This poison's addiction is a global self-genocide And the apathy it breeds is the mass suicide For the choices made For the cou
In this world of morality and righteousness There are more than enough stones to be cast Pure birthed from the polluted parasites of sysematic acidity What has been reaped, I shall not sow I will uproot with impunity Again and again many will forget the ignorance Of the walking dead Buried amongst serdiment and regret One would search in vain for a half way point in this decision There is no halfway drug free conviction This poison's addiction is a global self-genocide And the apathy it breeds is the mass suicide For the choices made For the cou
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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the side of me
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
And So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone...
*"Where's those titties that I like so well
'n my goddamn beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...
He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it
Lambsbread Lyrics
Ah who seh, sensimilla Ah who seh, lambsbread I till ya Ah who seh, sensimilla The wicked man, the wicked man deh'pon the street A whole heap of wind-ups deh'pon the street Thiefing, looting, lying, me seh dep'pon the street A hustling, a hustling deh'pon the street Me seh a flat-foot hustling deh'pon the street The drug squad seh them dep'pon the street. B-line, mash it, me seh mash it, me seh B-line, rock it, me seh shock it, me seh B-line, rub it, me seh dub it, me seh B-line, under heavy manners, me seh B-line, rock it, me seh shoc
was titty skinAh who seh, sensimilla Ah who seh, lambsbread I till ya Ah who seh, sensimilla The wicked man, the wicked man deh'pon the street A whole heap of wind-ups deh'pon the street Thiefing, looting, lying, me seh dep'pon the street A hustling, a hustling deh'pon the street Me seh a flat-foot hustling deh'pon the street The drug squad seh them dep'pon the street. B-line, mash it, me seh mash it, me seh B-line, rock it, me seh shock it, me seh B-line, rub it, me seh dub it, me seh B-line, under heavy manners, me seh B-line, rock it, me seh shoc
I said, *"You sonofabitch!"*
'Cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG BANG
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"*
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? *"Titties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? *"Would I lie to you?"*
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."*
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR?
*"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you give me
for your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't call me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY
Murheelisten Laulujen Maa Lyrics
Syyttmn syntymn sattui hn thn maahan pohjoiseen ja kylmn, jossa jo esi-ist juovuksissa tottakai hakkasivat vaimot lapset jos ne kiinni sai. Perinteisen miehen kohtalon halus' vlt poika tuo. En koskaan osta kirvest, enk koskaan viinaa juo. Muuten juon talon. Lumihanki kutsuu perhett talvisin, vaan en tahdo tehd koskaan lailla isin. Mut kun tynvlityksest tyt ei saa, hlle kohtalonkoura juottaa vkijuomaa. Niin Turmiolan Tommi taas her henkiin ja herrojen elkeet tarttuvat renkiin. kohti laukkaa viinakauppaa Se miehen eptoiv
REASONSyyttmn syntymn sattui hn thn maahan pohjoiseen ja kylmn, jossa jo esi-ist juovuksissa tottakai hakkasivat vaimot lapset jos ne kiinni sai. Perinteisen miehen kohtalon halus' vlt poika tuo. En koskaan osta kirvest, enk koskaan viinaa juo. Muuten juon talon. Lumihanki kutsuu perhett talvisin, vaan en tahdo tehd koskaan lailla isin. Mut kun tynvlityksest tyt ei saa, hlle kohtalonkoura juottaa vkijuomaa. Niin Turmiolan Tommi taas her henkiin ja herrojen elkeet tarttuvat renkiin. kohti laukkaa viinakauppaa Se miehen eptoiv
...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASS
I'll SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME
*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n both
of those suckers was worse 'n you..."*
WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
GONNA DO?
(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal with me..."
"That's very, very true
I'm only interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what they are"
"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."
"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"
"What?"
"Let go of your pickle!"
"I'm not holding my pickle"
"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"
"I don't know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on
Do Do Lyrics
Now we can talk in confidence Did you guess that we've been done wrong Lies jumped the queue to be first in line Such a shameless design He thinks he's well screened from the man at the top It's a shame that his children disagree They cooly decide to sell him down the line Daddy's brainwashing time He's a dodo, no no didn't hear it from me He's a dodo, no no didn't hear it from me She's quite enthralled with the childhood of yore When a unit was a figure not a she When lovers chose each other now the perk's are due Another memo t
the stage?"Now we can talk in confidence Did you guess that we've been done wrong Lies jumped the queue to be first in line Such a shameless design He thinks he's well screened from the man at the top It's a shame that his children disagree They cooly decide to sell him down the line Daddy's brainwashing time He's a dodo, no no didn't hear it from me He's a dodo, no no didn't hear it from me She's quite enthralled with the childhood of yore When a unit was a figure not a she When lovers chose each other now the perk's are due Another memo t
"I'm only interested in two things, and that's
titties and beer
you know what I mean?
*"What?"*
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the right guy?"*
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"
*"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"
And then the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her titties
flop-floppin'...all around the world
She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
and she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there